"You should definitely check out the YouTube videos of Olympic archery," she said. Kate probably wouldn't admit to how long she'd spent watching those. "It's kind of awesome and also totally hilarious how easy they have it with flags and stuff to tell them about wind speed and direction."

Real archers didn't need wind speed flags, dammit.

"They usually compete with distance or points," said the girl who'd learned how to shoot at summer camp. "Or we could just shoot the same number of arrows and see how it ends up."